I'm mad at you for being mad at me.
I was teasing. Honestly, I don't understand why you are so upset.
I even bought you an ice cream cookie sandwich because I thought it would make it up.
But you aren't even here because you went with someone you don't like out to dinner.

ALSO you always said 'you love me'. Please stop telling me what I do and do not love. I am trying to lead an independent life and it isn't helpful when you are trying to be so controlling and the leader.

I am sorry I upset you so much, but I was teasing and I'm almost not sorry anymore because I am so mad at you for not being there for me and getting so mad about something stupid.